Shampoo Attack
Murphy ran to the bathroom, got a bottle of shampoo, and poured it all over the man’s face, impairing his sight. After that, she hit him some more with a broom.
“He wants to get the heck out of there. And I’m trying to help him get out of the house, but he’s too heavy. I can’t move him. He’s dead weight.” Shortly after, the police, alerted by a neighbor who could hear all the noise coming from Murphy’s house, arrived at the scene.