First Day
My friend and one of his other friends were riding their bikes and stashed them behind a grocery store so they could go inside and get themselves something. On their way out, a police officer asks them, “So, where did you kids hide the bikes?” My friend replies, “We put them out back.” The officer then requests backup on his radio before repeatedly questioning the kids about where they stole the bikes.
What followed was a three-hour-long back-and-forth where my friend insisted the bikes were theirs. The officer was confident that they had been stolen, which resulted in them being taken to the police station. Eventually, the whole thing got sorted out, and the cop took them home. When it happened, my friend’s grandmother was at the door, and the officer said, “I’m sorry. This is my first day.” The grandmother replies, “And it’ll be your last!”