The Ingredients Are Cheaper Than the Drink
Was at a bar. They ran a $2 shot special for any of the house stuff. I like vodka tonics though. However, those are $6.
Me, having taken Algebra I twice, knew $2<$6. I ask the bartender how much she’ll charge me for tonic water. She replies, “nothing.”
I proceed to order a $2 shot of vodka and a free glass of tonic water.
Story credit: Reddit / ATLL2112