The Thirst Trapper
This type of person is all about their fitness. Well, that’s what they say. It’s like an introduction into some risque photos. You know the ones, the shirtless ones. Their profile usually includes an odd ratio of shirts-on photos to shirts-off photos, shirtless being the majority. It’s worth noting they probably really do care about their health, given they mention it 5 times in one bio-space, claiming to be a “fitness geek” or “outdoorsy.” Maybe they’re trying to tell us something…