Deadbeat Dads Who Are Still Better Than Your Terrible Dad

Mr. Salt, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

When it comes to spoiling your kid rotten, this guy is EVEN WORSE than Vernon Dursley from Harry Potter. He leads his daughter, Veruca, to believe that she can have literally anything she wants in the world, and that her daddy will always be there to pay for it. Newsflash, sweet pea: Mick Jagger once said, “You can’t always get what you want, and he was 100% right. Think about that next time you want to chase a golden egg down a trash chute.

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