Grandpa Joe, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Okay, I get it, he took his grandson to the Chocolate Factory and showed him a great time, but COME ON. He literally laid in bed for 20 years while he daughter slaved away at her laundry business and his grandson barely made enough money on his paper route to afford a loaf of bread. Then, all of a sudden, he can WALK again just in time to take Charlie to see Willy Wonka? That’s so messed up. Why didn’t that ungrateful brat Charlie take his MOM who slaved over a hot wash basin to provide for him and their entire family? He’s a lazy asshole, and on top of that, his muscles would have been so atrophied from the lack of physical activity that he’d never be able to walk all the way through the Chocolate Factory without a walker. He was probably walking around the house just fine for YEARS. Asshole.