George McFly, Back to the Future
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Before Marty goes back in time and makes his dad cool, George McFly is a total pussy. He barely notices that his marriage is falling apart and that his kids are wildly unhappy, and before Marty intervenes, he’s too much of a wuss to stand up to Buford Tannen. Also, he lets his son hang out with a super old mad scientist in his garage, which is really weird if you think about it. How did Marty and Doc Brown even become friends? Why isn’t his dad worried about that? Why doesn’t his dad tell him to make friends his own age like a normal person instead of trying to invent a time-traveling DeLorean? Get your shit together, George.