Deadbeat Dads Who Are Still Better Than Your Terrible Dad

Nigel Thornberry, The Wild Thornberries

Home schooling your kids is one thing. Home schooling your kids in a trailer in the middle of the Sahara is downright awful. I get it, Debbie and Eliza get a ton of practical experience in dealing with wild animals, but Nigel Thornberry literally lets his children run around with monkeys and lions and tigers and elephants and other animals that a 12 year old girl should never hang out with under any circumstances. Also, does he not care that Debbie is fucking M I S E R A B L E living away from society and all of her friends? She basically has to miss out on the whole teenage high school experience of dating and going to prom and stuff like that just because her dad is a jungle freak.

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