Deadbeat Dads Who Are Still Better Than Your Terrible Dad

Sterling Archer, Archer

Technically, the Wee Baby Seamus doesn’t end up being Archer’s biological child, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t a fucking terrible idea to have his name tattooed on the baby’s back. He probably only had like 6 gummy bears and some scotch in his stomach when he made that bonehead call.

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