Deadbeat Dads Who Are Still Better Than Your Terrible Dad

George Bluth Sr., Arrested Development

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Where do we even start with George Bluth Sr.? For starters, his business wasn’t exactly what you’d call legal or moral, he fired his twin brother, Oscar, from the company, he replaced all of his employees with younger, hotter models, and worked with Saddam Hussein. He fakes a heart attack to get out of serving jail time, fakes his own death, and flees to Mexico. He also has Oscar arrested in his stead, and sold a film series called Boyfights that featured his sons beating eachother up. Also, the Cornballer was just a shitty invention. We can all agree on that.

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