Deadbeat Dads Who Are Still Better Than Your Terrible Dad

Michael Banks, Mary Poppins

A cool thing to do is raise your children to become investment bankers instead of encouraging them to foster healthy imaginations. Except, oh wait, it’s not cool at all. What the hell, George Banks! He’s also incredibly rude to his wife in her crusade to help women gain equal rights, and tries to squash all of the fun out of his kids’ lives whenever he can. What a douche.

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