Cullen Crisp, Kindergarten Cop

Cullen Crisp is a literal D R U G D E A L E R who’s son just so happens to end up in undercover Detective John Kimble’s Kindergarten class. He starts a fire in the school library and holds his son hostage. On top of those things, he’s a total pussy – he gets bit in the neck by Detective Kimble’s pet ferret and goes down HARD, allowing Kimble to fatally shoot him. It was actually also pretty shitty of Kimble to shoot a guy who has a son, but I guess it was either Crisp or him and his ferret.