He Couldn’t Contain Himself
My family and I go on vacation to New Hampshire every year. One year, we went to a restaurant called The Homestead. It was pretty nice, but I don’t really remember the food though. All we can remember was this kid trying to get into the bathroom. He couldn’t have been more than six. He couldn’t get in, and finally, he couldn’t contain himself anymore.
He projectile vomited all over the place. The walls, the floor, everywhere. It was just a continuous stream of puke. One of the waitresses even sat at our table and pretended to eat with us so she wouldn’t have to clean the mess up. Now all we can think of when we see that place is the walls and the floor being coated in puke.