Disastrous Dinners That Will Never Be Forgotten

Her Signature Dish

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My grandma had signature dishes, which meant it was all she made, ever. “Swiss steak” consisted of the cheapest cut of meat, cooked until hard and gray, and then she’d dump a can of mushrooms on top and burn those until they turned into a congealed topping. Ramen noodles were usually cooked just to the point of liquidity.

If she was feeling fancy she’d dump in a can of tuna and mix that all together with the seasoning packets. “Fruit salad” was orange or lime Jell-O mixed with canned fruit. The topping would consist of mayonnaise and cream cheese spread over the top. She also served reheated McDonald’s French Fries and used expired condiments and seasonings.

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