Veal And Eels
I dated a hot but very stupid girl when I was a senior in high school. Anyway, we had a double date one weekend with one of my best friends and his girlfriend. We get to the restaurant, she gets veal ravioli, I get steak, and all is well. Once she gets it and takes a bite, she says, “Oh my god, is this fish, because veal rhymes with eel, and I hate fish. I’m not eating this.”
On top of that, she started complaining to the waiter about how she doesn’t like fish and they should label their menus. Meanwhile, I am trying to disappear into my seat while my friend and his girlfriend cheer her on. They immediately knew what was going on and couldn’t resist the opportunity. Long story short, we left very soon afterward and never went back.
Fortunately, we also broke up about a week later. I don’t care how hot a girl is, I will never, ever, underestimate the power of stupidity.