The Spoon Queen
We had spoon and milk queen who governed all the spoons and milk for my office. She would go round desks and hound people for spoons. People brought their own spoons in so they wouldn’t have to deal with her.
But she didn’t understand that people could bring stuff in from home and was adamant that they must belong to the company and got angry if you opposed her spoon reclamation mission…..
She also redesigned our kitchen. In her grand redesign she left out a cutlery drawer…… But we have a triple height pots/pans drawer so that’s something. Although no cooker or pots/pans so it’s completely empty.
Thankfully she was let go. Story credit: Reddit / QuietImpact699