The Wine and Eggs Diet
This is one of those vintage diet plans that was clearly marketed toward housewives with nothing better to do than drink, but dammit it’s good:
Breakfast: one egg, hardboiled, one glass white wine (dry, preferably Chablis), and black coffee
Lunch: two eggs, hardboiled, two glasses white wine, and black coffee
Dinner: steak and whatever remains of the wine bottle