45. Wrong Greetings
Worked in retail management. On black Friday, we had a new guy, and his job was greeting customers. Literally, “Hi, welcome to ___.”
Two older ladies walked in, and he said, “What the hell is uuuupppp.”
I told him, “Your time working here.” I clocked him out remotely and told him to enjoy his family because he wouldn’t be shopping with the $4 he made working that half hour.