50. Two Weird Guys
2 of the best I can remember.
Guy one shows up to New Hire Orientation with a full-sized pillow and a large bag of Doritos. Did not hesitate to use either during the middle of orientation. At the first break, he was let go.
The second one was discovered to have dined and dashed on the day of his interview. It wasn’t discovered until after he was hired, went through NHO, and began his first day. When the police officers took him to the property for questioning, he claimed that he paid by credit card.
They asked him to provide proof, and he said that he couldn’t because he didn’t have the receipt, he didn’t have mobile banking, and their phone lines were closed to do a verification. This was at 1 P.M. on a Monday.
When they told him that they did not believe him, he said, “Do what you got to do,” so he was arrested and fired.