59. Too Much Fun
On the first day of orientation, all the new hires were taken out to a happy hour to get to know the rest of the staff at the office. The higher-ups bought everyone 3 drink tickets.
This guy found where the tickets were and took at least 3 additional tickets, slammed all of his free drinks in about 45 minutes, and preceded to not only take advantage his immediate supervisor, but also 2 VPs and the wife of another VP.
He was fired at the bar.