63. The Delivery Guy
I wasn’t the manager, but this happened at a pizza restaurant I worked at in college when a new delivery driver was being shown the ropes…
Him: So where’s the car I’ll be making deliveries in?
Me: You use your own car.
Him: Well, I don’t have a car. You’re going to need to provide me with one.
Me: I specifically asked you when you were interviewing if you had your own car.
Him: Well, I thought you meant, like, do I have a way to get to work, and I do. I took the bus.
Then he went around the kitchen, asking everyone if he could borrow their car for the day. Shockingly, nobody was willing to hand him their keys.