68. Guy Full Of Crap
I was a night shift foreman in a shop. A new employee showed up with a gym bag, opened it, and asked if I wanted to buy any pink ladies. He was selling speed at work on his first day.
I told him to get the drugs off the property NOW! He came back and went to work. After a few hour he took his break and came back with an armload of chips and candy bars and offered them to everyone. I asked where he got them, and he said the vending machine in the break room.
I checked the break room. The vending machine was one of those with the spiral wires that kicked out the treats and fell to the bottom. He laid the machine down, shook all the goodies out, and stood it back up so they all fell to the bottom.
He robbed the vending machine. WTF! GTFO jerkward. FIRED!