Musseling In
I had a couple order two bowls of mussels, take each mussel out of its shell and then cut them up before eating them.
When they saw the black stomach of the mussel… among other gross looking inside bits… they started yelling that I, the cooks, as well as the restaurant were trying to poison people.
They would not believe that mussels really do look as awful and horrifying as they honestly do and under no circumstances should be cut up or analysed too closely.
I ushered them out as quickly as i could… no bill… please stop accusing me of attempted murder… its making everyone here uncomfortable. ashcmills