Dressing Down
When I was in high school, I worked at a Johnny Rocket’s. It was maybe my second day waitressing, and a guy with his family ordered a plain burger.
Put the order in, but put it in slightly incorrectly so it came out with none of the toppings, but it did have thousand island dressing. Honest new kid mistake.
The guy was totally furious, made such an angry face that I can still recall it 13 years later, and then, out of nowhere, smeared the burger all over my chest and walked out. bonesapart