Red Hot Buffet
I used to work at a very busy buffet. The restaurant was split into two sides. At one point during the night, we started smelling feces on the side I was working.
It turns out that an elderly gentleman burst a hemorrhoid, walked back to his table, and proceeded to finish his dinner (along with the other six people in his family).
He was covered in blood. He dripped blood on the carpet on the way back from the restroom to his table. When he and his family finally got up and left, his seat was smeared with blood.
We had to close that half of the restaurant down and call in a hazmat team. The best part is that his family just sat there eating like nothing had happened. Just another dinner with grandpa… stargazermin2