Lettuce Consult the Menu
I personally feel my brain melting a little inside every time I take salad orders. I work at a restaurant that includes a salad or soup in the price of the meal, and their are three salads to choose from.
I ask “salad or soup” (learned not to say “soup or salad”) and when a person replies salad, I list our three dressings.
Inevitably, every night some idiot after hearing “would you like creamy parmesan, italian, or caesar dressing” they respond “RANCH!” and hand me their menu. Then I have to explain, yes we really don’t have your Hidden Valley. chipotle_burrito88