Spaghetti and Mayo
My ex wife worked at an Italian restaurant chain in the American south.. American Italian food, not real Italian food. Anyway, this one night she came home and was telling me this story. A guy came in and ordered spaghetti with meat sauce.
She brought out their plates and the guy asked for mayonnaise. She tried to explain that they don’t have any mayo, and she said the dude flipped out.
Threw the plate on the ground, and screamed “HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EAT SPAGHETTI WITHOUT MAYONNAISE?!” and then left without paying. Anyone ever hear of spaghetti with mayo? [deleted]