All By Myself
I accidentally spilled a small glass of water on a lady who was dining alone. The place was packed, and a customer had banged into me, making this happen. I apologized profusely, but she was absolutely vile.
She was shouting at me so loudly the whole restaurant could hear. When she finished, I walked out into the kitchen and explained what I had done to the manager and my co-worker.
They started laughing, and I started crying. I told them how vile she had been and that I would usually laugh too, but I couldn’t this time.
As I was telling my manager how terrible she was, I could see him getting angrier and angrier until he said, “Where is she”?
We left the kitchen, I pointed her out, and he marched over to her. I don’t know what he said, but it involved escorting her out while the customers who overheard applauded. Permalink