Bus-ted!
I was riding the bus one day, and a large, unpleasant-looking guy got on the bus. He started complaining to the bus driver about being 10 minutes late. It was winter, and the roads were terrible. He was complaining for at least five minutes. It looked like the bus driver was getting stressed out trying to drive and listen to the idiot go on and on.
I was sitting here watching this, about to say something, when this little old lady—about 80 years old, 100 pounds, and five feet tall—got up, and walked over to the man. Her next move shook everyone on the bus—she just screamed at the top of her lungs, “WOULD YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH”? The man had nothing to say. He sat down as if he’d just been scolded in preschool.
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