This Party Crasher Got Clipped
This kid I went to college with—who nobody liked—somehow showed up at my birthday party. This guy was desperate for attention, good or bad. I wasn’t happy to see him but I was making small talk. He asked me what I was up to. I told him I was working in communications for a union, and he said, “Oh, so you’re on the lowest rung of a corrupt organization? Well, as long as you feel good about yourself”.
I made a face and walked off, not wanting to cause a scene. Later, a couple of my female friends sat next to me and told me that this guy had been grabbing them. I went up to him and said, “Hey, you need to stop grabbing people that don’t want to get grabbed”. He delivered the single nastiest possible reply, “No, they liked it. They were asking for it”. I curled my fist in anger.
At that point, I got in his face and told him that nobody invited him, and he needed to stop being a moron immediately. He didn’t make his way out the door until the boyfriend of one of the victims smacked him in the face.