Hey, Mr. DJ
“My wife and I planned our reception so that the DJ would announce us. We’d walk in and go straight to the dance floor with everyone watching, taking pictures, and blowing bubbles with little bottles we’d left on the tables. It all went according to plan until the DJ’s equipment quit working just as we got to the middle of the dance floor and assumed our dance poses. We just… stood there while everyone was watching.”
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