Not Everything Goes As Planned
“I was a wedding DJ for 7 years. Seen a lot of stuff, but one horrible thing I’ve witnessed was when I introduced the best man to give his speech. He starts by saying, ‘Well, there were a lot of things that I didn’t agree with in this relationship when it first started, and that I still don’t agree with because it’s seriously messed up and unbalanced and the dynamic is too one-sided, etc.’ He was staring at the bride the whole time then proceeded to trail off. ‘But that’s not why we’re here today. We’re here to celebrate the marriage between Jack and Ingrid, so I just want to say congratulations, best of luck to you guys.’ Everyone in the whole place was just looking around, glancing nervously at one another.”
Reddit user: ARocketKnight