Dressed for the Occasion
“Two of my good friends were getting married. It was a wedding and reception by a lake. Right after the ceremony, we walk over to the gazebo/picnic area where the reception will be, and the sister-in-law starts lobbying her high heels at her husband, screeching about what an awful day it was. She gashes her husband’s eyebrow open. While people are scrambling to get him napkins, she decides to up the ante. She says “I can’t take this anymore!” and throws herself off of the dock in a dramatic swan dive. The problem is, the lake at that point was only four feet deep, and marshy, so instead of drowning, she just sort of bobs along in the water because everyone’s more concerned with her husband’s face. The sister-in-law’s father just turns towards the lake, tells her to get out of the water.”
Reddit user: GroupGuide