There’s No U In Wedding
“The ceremony for my cousin’s (the groom) wedding had the most obnoxious priest. I think he was related to my cousin or a long-time family friend. The whole ceremony became about him. He gave terrible advice like “If you’re having problems, don’t talk to each other, talk to me. You have my number.” He mentioned multiple times how he had recently moved to Illinois (where the wedding was taking place). Even between the vows, he had to throw his two cents in. In the end, he just had to mention himself one more time “And by the power vested in me by the state of Illinois, which I am now a resident of, I now pronounce you man and wife”. What could have been a 30-45 minute ceremony ended up taking 75-90 minutes.”
Reddit user: SiN_Fury