Awkward Beginnings
“I was a groomsman at a wedding recently. The bride’s mother was the maid of honor and gave the most awkward speech I’ve ever heard. She spent ten minutes telling everyone at the wedding about how her daughter met the groom. Apparently, it was thru match.com. Everyone knew this. What she then said was apparently while they were dating she (the bride) was also seeing 4 other guys that were also on Match. For months. We did not know this. I think she was trying to make the point that he was the best of them and whatnot but it just did not come off that way. There was just silence. No clapping. Silence.”
Reddit user: Kdub07