A Real Emergency
“Got married in August. My father-in-law was at the wedding, so he was standing with the groomsmen. He’s a big jokester, so when we saw him walking backward really fast we figured it was some joke. Then he fell and smashed his head. Had to call an ambulance and everything. Turns out he locked his knees, that in combination with the August heat made him pass out. He ended up missing most of the ceremony, but when he came back from the hospital we had the DJ play “Eye of the Tiger” for him. Luckily there were 3 nurses and one surgeon in attendance, so he was immediately well taken care of.”
Reddit user: noodle-face