Just A-Pizza Advice
“The minister had made it clear he wouldn’t stand for any shenanigans. One of the groomsmen had a pizza delivered during the ceremony. The pizza guy walked up the center aisle, called out the groomsman’s name. The groomsman paid for the pizza and placed it on the ground next to him. Nobody laughed. Nobody moved. The minister just did this laser-death-stare at the pizza guy and then at the groomsmen. After the pizza guy left, there was a long moment of more silence. And then the minister continued from where he left off. It was extremely awkward for everyone.”
Reddit user: OldAndSlow