Puppet of Love
You’ve already heard of disastrous weddings, but this next story is just plain unusual. “I was at my wife’s cousin’s wedding where the DJ was a strange young lady who wouldn’t really take requests. But worst of all, like 3 songs into the dancier portion of the evening (after the father-bride and bride-groom dances), she tried to get the audience going by donning one of those body puppets – the kind where the arms are velcroed around your neck and the legs around your waist, and you have an arm to move it around – and she went and danced with it, by herself, on the dance floor. It was this neon green furry creature and the dance was frightening. We don’t talk about that night with the rest of the family.”
Reddit user: Choppergold