Honesty is the Best Policy
“I was a bridesmaid. During the ceremony, in the ‘love, honor, blah blah’ part of the ceremony, the father of the bride was overheard quite loudly (loud enough for it to echo to the front row) comment to the maid of honor: ‘yeah, but the day she’s faithful to her husband will be the day her grandmother rises from the grave and does a jig.’ The photo taken at that exact moment is priceless – she looked shocked (being the sister of the groom and all), FOTB looks proud of himself and I am staring at my shoes so as not to laugh nor agree. Incidentally, that marriage ended when the groom caught her in bed with the best man.”
Reddit user: magikalcrab