Too Much Happiness
“I was at my best friend’s wedding, and he was so excited about it. He loved that woman so much and he kept telling me how much he wanted to marry her, so I was happy that they were finally getting married. On top of that, I was the ring bearer! The thing is, the bride fainted during the entrance ceremony and face planted straight into the wooden benches. The ceremony was interrupted by my friend saying that “he is done with noodle-legged women.” He ran out of the church while “Single Ladies” by Beyonce played in the background. I sold the rings on the black market.”
Reddit user: robforce