Seed of Love
Weddings can be nerve-wracking, especially for the bride and groom. The mix of happiness and excitement is hard to express, often resulting in a slur of words that can be misinterpreted by everyone else, just like the groom in this wedding story. “The groom during his speech was making an analogy about his love for his new wife being like a tree. He says something about being so excited to plant his seed in her and the entire congregation burst out laughing.”
Reddit user: TheGreaterest