Forbidden Fruit
Kids are naturally curious, and weddings are the perfect time for them to explore and play with other kids. The venue for the reception seems to be the perfect playground, but this person found the hard way that curiosity can lead to disaster. “When I was 9, I was the ring bearer at my aunt’s wedding. At the reception, I was eating the maraschino cherries out of the abandoned drinks (they were very popular at the time). I was a drunk and stumbling 9-year-old. Eventually, I wet the pants of my rented tux too.”
Reddit user: CatchingRays