Quesadeilla No Queso Fast Food Fails
This quesadilla contains no cheese.”Queso” means cheese. By definition, a quesadilla contains cheese. So this should be a problem. However, this is fast food. And fast food isn’t food. Therefore, the federal government can’t require this fast-food quesadilla to contain cheese. Because cheese is food. To be sure, it’s a weird paradox. But this is fine.