Yours, dude
“I was born in the ’80s and the ultrasound technology wasn’t that great. What my parents didn’t know was that instead of one baby there were two. Our hearts were beating at the same time and they could never tell the sex so they thought it was just one giant baby. So, I come out. Then my mom says ‘doc, I still feel pain’ and he looks and says ‘I see another head!’. Apparently my father said ‘what the fuck? who’s baby is that?’….and then my sister popped out. They were obviously floored.” – GinGimlet