Blind As A Bat
Went out with a woman I met on a website. I didn’t have glasses on in the photos because of the glare, but I fully disclosed that I was blind as a bat. I was also clean-shaven in the pictures. Well, that would turn out to be a problem.
Within 10 minutes of meeting, she started in on how if I wanted to continue to see her, I’d need to get contacts and shave off the 5 o’clock shadow.