Pool Fun
It’s 2 am. he took me to a little decorative pool/pond in front of a museum. It was not even a foot deep. He tried too hard to “be spontaneous,” urging us to get in it.
He took off his pants and got in, thinking it would prompt me to get in too. No. During all his begging, I requested an Uber, which happened to be around the corner. I left him there in that stupid pond.