“If You Love Me”
Didn’t even get as far as the date. I met a girl at a table quiz in a pub on the weekend. She was a friend of my cousin who I was there to fill out a team with. Me and her swapped numbers and got talking during the week. I asked her on a date for coffee, scheduled for Saturday. And check what happened next.
On Friday, she told me that if I loved her and wanted this relationship to work, I should bring her on holidays and to hotels. I told her I wasn’t going to be meeting her for coffee the following day, and I haven’t seen her since.