Gum on the Window
I’m a flight attendant.
Couple gets on the plane in high spirits and make themselves comfortable in the last row of the plane (where out galley is), Myself and the other FA dont think much about it and go about our business. After service is done we stow the carts and I notice that there was a jacket covering the guy, and the lady was half under it. (he was in the aisle seat and she was by the window, should point out now this was not a full flight).
I’m tapping the other FA on the shoulder and whisper “Is this really happening??” The lady’s hands were clearly in his pants and the guy reclined his chair all the way to enjoy what was happening.
We had thought about getting them to stop but were too uncomfortable to start a conversation and they weren’t making, well, any noise, as well as we figured if the guy was gonna make a mess it was gonna be in his jacket. So, we went back to doing our jobs.
Guess what was stuck on the window after the flight. Spoilers, it was gum but the initial scare got us good.
Story credit: Reddit / Rangarig93