Thanks For the Warning
I did this with a very horny but crazy Ex on a college trip to Europe. We were on a busy daytime flight from NY to England. We decided to wait until the flight attendants were busy serving lunch so no one was in the back area where they prepare everything. I went first and told her to meet me a few minutes later and knock. Getting in wasn’t a problem.
She was a very petite girl so it wasn’t difficult to get in on in the bathroom. We quietly, quickly got to it and finished. Everything went great, I even got to watch myself in the mirror for a bit. Only problem was I heard a woman waiting for the bathroom.
I thought quickly, got myself together and told my girlfriend to wait a few minutes to leave. I stepped out of the bathroom, closed the door turn to the woman and said, “I took the nastiest dump ever in there. You might want to wait a few minutes. its really bad.” This sweet brunette lady in her forty looked at me laughed and said, “thanks for the warning” and decide to go to another bathroom.
I don’t know about you but if a complete stranger has the courtesy to warn you about the onslaught of that smell they themselves are responsible for you believe them. I sat back down, my ex met me a moment later and no one was the wiser. I’m sure if we had worse timing this wouldn’t be as successful. That story wouldn’t have worked if multiple people were waiting.
Story credit: Reddit