First Class Flyer
Back when my wife and I were heading out on our honeymoon, we were doing the typical wait in the airport. It was a late night flight on a small plane out of a regional airport, so there was only going to be four of us on the plane total. My wife was wearing her veil so it was pretty obvious we were on a honeymoon.
As we were headed out to board, the Captain was in the cabin. He greeted us and asked if we had gotten a limo for the wedding. We told him no and then he replied, “Well, this will be your limo. The other two people missed the flight, so it’s just the two of you.” We headed to the exit row seats since they were open. After the flight attendant was doing a special pre-flight cabin service for us, she asked if we wanted any drinks on the house.
We both ordered drinks, and when she brought them back she also brought a few extra blankets and said: “The Captain said if you make a mess you gotta clean it up.” She handed us the drinks and blankets and headed to her seat. They turned off all the cabin lights and we started on our way.
Best flight ever.
I may not be the Captain of the mile high club, but I like to think of my self as a first class flyer.
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